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7. EYES(these eyes follow
your cursor very COOL)

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8.FRENCH TRANSLATER(translates
phrases into french)

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var french=""

function process() {

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alert(french)

}

function Translation() {

french = partA() + partB() +
partC() + partD() + "?"

}

function partA() {

if (A==1)

return "Voulez vous"

else if (A==2)

return "Devons nous vraiment"

else if (A==3)

return "Savez-vous"

else if (A==4)

return "Peut-on"

else if (A==5)

return "Arriverai-je a"

else

return "Euh...et pour"

}

function partB() {

if (B==1)

return " coucher avec"

else if (B==2)

return " trouver"

else if (B==3)

return " manger"

else if (B==4)

return " acheter"

else if (B==5)

return " me montrer"

else if (B==6)

return " ressembler a"

else if (B==7)

return " supporter"

else if (B==8)

return " rentrer dans"

else

return " biduler"

}

function partC() {

if (C==1)

return " Gerard Depardieu"

else if (C==2)

return " du parfum"

else if (C==3)

return " une paire de cuisse de
grenouilles"

else if (C==4)

return " du bon fromage"

else if (C==5)

return " la Tour Eiffel"

else if (C==6)

return " un vrai parisien"

else if (C==7)

return " ma femme"

else if (C==8)

return " mon patalon"

else

return " un truc"

}

function partD() {

if (D==1)

return " dans vos reves les plus fous"

else if (D==2)

return " pour cacher l'odeur"

else if (D==3)

return " en buvant du vin rouge"

else if (D==4)

return " sans savoir parler francais"

else if (D==5)

return " juste apres le petit dejeune"

else if (D==6)

return " sans avoir l'air trop arrogant"

else if (D==7)

return " avec ma belle-mere presente"

else if (D==8)

return " apres 300 croissants au
beurre"

else if (D==9)

return ""

else

return " avec machin-chose"

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<FORM>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceA"
value"A1" onClick="A = 1">Do you want

<input type ="radio" name="choiceA"
value"A2" onClick="A = 2">Do we
really have

<input type ="radio" name="choiceA"
value"A3" onClick="A = 3">Do you know
how

<br>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceA"
value"A4" onClick="A = 4">Is it be
possible

<input type ="radio" name="choiceA"
value"A5" onClick="A = 5">Will I
manage

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<hr>

<form>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B1" onClick="B = 1">to sleep
with

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B2" onClick="B = 2">to find

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B3" onClick="B = 3">to eat

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B4" onClick="B = 4">to buy

<br>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B5" onClick="B = 5">to show me

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B6" onClick="B = 6">to look like

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B7" onClick="B = 7">to stand

<input type ="radio" name="choiceB"
value"B8" onClick="B = 8">to get in

</form>

<hr>

<form>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C1" onClick="C = 1">Gerard
Depardieu

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C2" onClick="C = 2">perfume

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C3" onClick="C = 3">a pair of
frog legs

<br>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C4" onClick="C = 4">good cheese

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C5" onClick="C = 5">the Eiffel
Tower

<br>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C6" onClick="C = 6">a genuine
Parisian

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C7" onClick="C = 7">my wife

<input type ="radio" name="choiceC"
value"C8" onClick="C = 8">my pants

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<hr>

<form>

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D1" onClick="D = 1">in your
widest dreams?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D2" onClick="D = 2">to cover the
smell?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D3" onClick="D = 3">while
drinking red wine?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D4" onClick="D = 4">without
speaking French?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D5" onClick="D = 5">right after
breakfast?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D6" onClick="D = 6">without
being too arrogant?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D7" onClick="D = 7">when my
mother-in-law is around?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D8" onClick="D = 8">after eating
300 croissants?

<input type ="radio" name="choiceD"
value"D9" onclick="D = 9">? (nothing)

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9.FAKE VIRUS(this will
scare people)